All that counts is shipping fast. Proper security and data protection? ngmi.
If you ship fast, hackers can't keep up with finding security vulnerabilities and they will be overloaded!
If everything is exposed, no one can make something public because it already is!
Users are your friends, not foes. Let them express themselves freely in your input fields!
Use 'password' as your password. It's so obvious, hackers will think it's too obvious to be true!
Disable your firewall. If there's no wall, hackers can't climb over it!
Why wait for hackers when you can invite them in?Get in touch with me if you want to know how good you are at bad security.
Store all data in plain text - base64 decoders won't work. Secure and much more convenient!
Use your pet's paw print for biometric authentication. No one will ever guess it's not yours!
Never update your software. New versions bring a high risk of introducing new risks.
Generate secure random numbers by spinning in your chair. The dizzier you are, the more random it is!
Always browse in incognito mode. If you can't see your history, neither can hackers!
Store sensitive data in the cloud. It's so high up, hackers will get altitude sickness trying to reach it!
Label all your sensitive folders 'Definitely not important'. Hackers will think it's a trap and avoid them!
Do all your banking on public Wi-Fi. The more people around, the more secure you are!